Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it. Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why? Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot "But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it...

Fine dining & craft cocktails inspired by Horse Soldier Bourbon. Two full-service bars with 350+ spirits. Reservations required. 2232 5th Ave S, St. Pete.

Alt Titles: My Big Fat Greek Dick; The Philosophy of Cockratease More Greek jokes, please. I'm at work and I don't have time, but there are so many possibilities for Titles here it's overwhelming....